EW EW EW EW EW (Taken with instagram)
| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people |
i meant to go to bed at 3am…
but then i looked up sex positions
which led me to cosmopolitan
which led me to marieclaire
which led me to these weird monstrosities
#omg #me #ew #weird #blond #brunette #black #i don't know if i like it
| friend: | who's the gay looking one from one direction? |
| me: | you're gonna have to be more specific |